Dont you like Kafka?

Kafka never married and afterward felt that had been a mistake.

I read Kafka's Metamorphosis late at night.  That was my mistake.  Could not go to sleep. 

Well,i like very much Kafka´s work !!!

Ben Elton.

How can you omit Will Shakespeare, or Mark Twain.

Twain's most brilliant thought:

The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal.
- "On the Decay of the Art of Lying"

I would rather tell seven lies than make one explanation.
- Letter to John Bellows, 11 April 1883

He regularly made stuff up and openly admitted writing poppycock on purpose.

Gotta love a guy who knows that human nature applies to himself as well.