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    1.) A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" the... | Read More


    • Chess Jokes

      Though, I am not much of a comedian, I can try to ease a little tentsion with a couple of my favorite chess jokes.   1. Chess Player Fishing. A Chess Player is walking from the lake carrying two fish in a bucket. He is approached by the Game W... | Read More

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      • | Jan 4, 2013
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    • 3 Chess Jokes

      Two friends see themselves by the street and one of them says:"My wife says that if you go to chess match,she will take my children and leave me."The other friend asks him:"And what will you do?"He answers:"e4,like always!" ...:"I was having d... | Read More

    • Stand-Up Chess: Jeff Foxworthy

      Jeff is best known for his brand of redneck humour ..... not much in the way of chess humour; 1. Sophisticated: "Sophisticated people play chess. Rednecks can amuse ourselves for hours with a sheet of bubble wrap. Pop, pop, pop. Poppoppoppoppop... | Read More

    • A Knight, a Rook, and a Bishop .....

      ....... walk into a bar, ..... it was the King's Pub in downtown Toronto. They order a pitcher and a basket of wings ..... grab a table in the corner and proceed to watch the Leafs vs the Penguins on the big screen. It's the middle of the secon... | Read More

    • How to lose friends and alienate people (with chess jokes)

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