Get Ready for the Reti Yeti!

Let's give it a try; something tells me this opening is underplayed (at least at the non-good level) - 2. d4 feels almost necessary (at least to me) as I hate just ceding the middle, but this idea is in line with more hypermodern ideas.

Maxium advancement between rounds, and simultaneous games (so that you and your various opponents can learn from each other, good or bad.

Please enjoy the trophies: if you do not get the middle pun, that would be Pocahontas - who was of course presented to King James.  Not long after she was herself presented with death in the form of smallpox.