😎 Sigma Student 😎

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. 50 days in the summer are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. In a year, we sleep 8 hours a day, which counts up to 122 days, so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, leaving us with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 😎
Teacher: Class dismissed.

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