FYI: I hold claim to clan Elijah and will continue to do so till the end of my days. Hail all Elijahs!!!
(if you know, you know, if you don’t, don’t ask me)

In the illustrious realm of comedic genius, a triumvirate emerges from the shadows, dazzling the world with their unparalleled wit and charm: the ESE alliance! Picture this—three masterminds, each with a unique brand of hilarity, united by their shared mission to spread laughter like confetti at a wedding. Together, they form a comedic Voltron, merging their powers to createXYXYXYXY gut-busting punchlines that could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Whether it’s their uncanny ability to turn mundane situations into laugh-out-loud escapades or their legendary roast battles that leave audiences gasping for air, the ESE trio is a force of nature. They could probably make a tax seminar sound like a stand-up special, proving that no subject is too dry to be drenched in humor. So here’s to the ESE alliance—may their jokes be sharp, their puns be punny, and their camaraderie forever be the stuff of comedic legends!

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Hey person! My name is Susie, I’m a social, extroverted and energetic person and I love people; as well as art, crafts, sports, animals and hanging out. I’m also a Christian and I want to serve God and live a life for him. If you want to chat, then feel free to dm me. Please note however that I don’t tolerate swearing or using Gods name as an expression or curse word.

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Some favourite scriptures: “For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.” (Jeremiah‬ ‭29‬‬:‭11‬)

“For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched with the feeling of our infirmities; but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.” (‭‭‭Hebrews‬ ‭4‬‬:‭15‬)

“I thank my God upon every remembrance of you, always in every prayer of mine for you all making request with joy, for your fellowship in the gospel from the first day until now; being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ: even as it is meet for me to think this of you all, because I have you in my heart; inasmuch as both in my bonds, and in the defence and confirmation of the gospel, ye all are partakers of my grace. For God is my record, how greatly I long after you all in the bowels of Jesus Christ. And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more in knowledge and in all judgment.” (‭‭‭Philippians‬ ‭1‬‬:‭3‬-‭9‬)

“But go your way, tell his disciples and Peter that he goeth before you into Galilee: there shall ye see him, as he said unto you.”
‭‭Mark‬ ‭16‬:‭7‬ ‭

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@LibertyB06

Bananners milady

you're an epic person. Thanks for dragging me in here to join certain wacky communities ahem

why you barely active on here anymore tho 😭 but anyway yk you're permanently adopted as a lil sis. Even though Danny is trying to steal you from me smh. Thanks for being behind me literally all the time though 💜

@EvidentRoad
Devon bro you’re awesome and absolutely obsessed with Geoguesser, like it’s ridiculous. But you are good at it I suppose xD. AND YES PEOPLE DO LIKE YOU SMH

Honestly you’re a great pal and an amazing listener and we love you in ETG; and your devotionals are superb. Keep it up.

Oh and yes your pickup lines are awful… as if I haven’t made that clear loads of times smh

and I hate going mining with u in MC, LEARN TO USE TORCHES MAN

@Morgoth_Belegurth

Nat what to say xD you’re seriously crazy. As much as me, but more sus than me. You’re very hilarious though and man don’t you hate England xD

Even though you do have an obsession with killing everyok at one point or other, you’re still fun. Maybe even because of that. Either way keep killing and spamming die. And yes dw I’ll perish swiftly

@fastidious_musician

Avery you’re such a music nerd and and incredible musician 🎹 you can’t keep Mozart or Beethoven out of a convo lol. But that’s a good thing. And I love how much you love classical music, we need to convince the world of how great it is. 🎻 Your music advice and critique is always appreciated by everyone, and btw I haven’t stopped listening to Beethoven’s Eroica since you recommended it…. Keep up the composing because you do it so well 👏 also here's to being reformed 🥂

@lukegk Luke most importantly you’re a fellow Christian and second most importantly a fellow Calvin and Hobbes fan. You’re a great person to converse with about honestly any topic lol and a real history nerd, which i understand. As well as a planes nerd, which I don’t understand xD. Climbing trees in indeed a great pastime. But you gotta learn to like PE smh 😆. And well done with the this day in history forum, keep it up. Super interesting. And classical music reigns 🎻🤩

@awesomebubba

Nathaniel the legend who also kinda sucks. This guy pretends to be awesome (hence the username) but he's actually a certified troll.) Very chill and a lot of fun (usually) But I am the Putt Party GOAT even tho it's cursed game and it's for old men. Admit u suck at it. You have a good Christian attitude as well. Keep it up 👍. but also YOU'RE VERY ANNOYING SMH how is it possible fpr one person to try my patience this much

@ESE_07

Ez!!! My fellow Star Wars upholder amidst the wickedness of other preferences from evil people. You’re just a really chill guy and great for a good convo. Bruh ik I stay up late but not as late as you do and idk how you survive living like that XD but hey keep it up! I love the crazy ideas we’ve got into and you along with Emma are the best chaos companions honestly and hilariously funny as well. We make a gr8 trio and 4 player mafia truly is a revolutionary new disaster (to quote Abby) and it shall continue to be one of our favourite and classic inventions. And yes again, SW is better than LOTR. Certain people have pushed my limits and caused me to reach that conclusion smh.

Todd sisters!! @ESE_09 bro you are crazy. Like really, very crazy. XD you portray crazy in such a good way though and you’re great fun. Especially for pranks 😁 and thanks for being a part of the great and glorious ESE

@Maethehuntress BABS I appreciate your more calm presence than *cough* Emma, you’re a lot of fun and yet you manage to maintain a level head. But you are always, ALWAYS, mafia. And very sus.
@AlasseEstel: Jocelope!!! I have every bit of devotion to and respect for thee. Your steady, reliable presence is always there calmly sorting out nonsense (sometimes with a hairbrush) 😄 remember you are always highly esteemed 🙏🏼

@Johannian07

ok this guy is full on bonkers. You have some actually wacky ideas bro. Stop dissing movies u haven’t watched smh and STOP DISSING BEARDS bruh they are cool and acceptable for any man, end of. Oh and your C-TOD’s are wild. Like actually wild. Ridiculous. Irrational. Oh and you debate too much. Still you’re a good Christian with a heart for the Lord, and defo actually someone to go to if you need any advice. And your mafia stories are legendary.
ALSO I AM NOT SENILE

HeistheLightoftheWorld:

grAnniiieeee!! You're old, cranky, difficult to care for and won't take your meds smh. Also the local old lady whos's just everyone's grannie. Thank you for trying to be take care of us all and get me to bed early. XD whether it will ever happen is a different story. Oh and i like susies a lot lol so yeah pls keep calling me that. Love ya grannersss

@Slytherin_toward_God

Mike. bruh lol. I can't say i expected to find myself married off to you by MIL but it actually has kinda worked out ok. Yes you make good fires xD. And I'm glad someone appreciates my bonkers sense of humour lol so ty Miles. Fr though you have a mature and devoted Christian attitude and wisdom, and I appreciate all your thoughts... as well as your attempts to change my sleep schedule. Yours is even worse though soooo ig we're just going to have to continue pulling all nighters as a result of trying to out-stay up late each other and btw. Say what you will but 'Stupid' is not an acceptable pet name. -__-

@Jackityjackjack

jack is very literal, very proper, very.... Jack. He doesn't always pick up on my sarcasm but more importantly he does appreciate my sense of humour (usually anyway) so kudos Jack. A really honest guy who says just what he thinks and yk what I appreciate someone of a like mind! Exceptional organisation skills and a real swell accent. However I still refuse to take any blame for you voluntarily learning from my sleep - or lack of, *ahem8 - schedule. But keep being awesome

@BerenErchamionofHouseBeor

bruh. BILLIAM. Stop speaking foreign languages smh. Just use english 😭 we want to know what you're saying about us. I don't have crooked teeth you bozo. Also when are you gonna make a claymore with all those smithing skills you got from somewhere? And stop with the David Attenborough commentaries on my life bruh I'm not a wild kangaroo or smthg. ANYWAY keep being annoy... I mean a great pal

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A brief random about me:

* I hail from not-so-sunny Scotland. Yes it rains just about 24/7. No I don’t hate it, actually. Cold? Depends on your definition of cold honestly

*I’m autistic. This is more like an explanation for any rare occasions I appear more than a little odd or perhaps completely misunderstood something you said. Or maybe I was just rude. If that was ever the case - I do sincerely apologise. With autism it means that I don’t really have a filter and I also think very concrete, resulting sometimes in a break down of communication.

* Like I said above, I’m a Christian. That means I love God and serve him, and I trust in him as my only hope of salvation from sin. I can get into theological debates sometimes which I can enjoy, but can also get very caught up in and that can turn into a heated argument if I’m not careful. In terms of doctrines, I’m strictly Calvinist and a Reformed Presbyterian.

* I’m an odd mixture of introvert and extrovert. I love talking to and meeting people but like everyone sometimes my social battery can run out and I need time to myself. Don’t let that stop you though, if you’d care to chat then please do by all means, I love conversing. Especially if there’s anything you need or want to talk about then do vent to me please. I can’t guarantee a good answer but I can promise a listening ear and any advice I might have.

*If you’re American it’s very likely that I’m going to make a dig or two at you about it. Maybe even a few anti-American memes . Don’t take it personally, I love Americans, I just enjoy being very British in that area.

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BULLYING? THINK YOU'RE SO COOL? THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT?... SHE IS OVERDOSING ON DIET PILLS. THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY?... SHE SPENDS HOURS PUTTING MAKEUP AT HOME HOPING PEOPLE WILL LIKE HER. THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED?... HE IS ABUSED ENOUGH AT HOME. SEE THAT MAN WITH THE SCARS?... HE FOUGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY. THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING?... HIS MOTHER IS DYING. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE AGAINST BULLYING. I BET 95% OF YOU WONT COPY AND PASTE THIS, BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WITH HEART AND BACKBONE WILL!

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