Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

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H̴̨̺̹̦͖̠̭̍̾̇̉̄̋̾̒̚͝e̴̢̛͓͈̥̺̮͖̦̜̫̟̝̬̜̺̺͈̥̗̦̺̠͗̂͑̓̔̈́̈̑̈́̕̕ļ̴̹̤̗͇̭̟͖̖̼̯̺̰̫̟̦̬̔͛̀͜͜ͅĺ̴̨͍̟̮͕̲͉̝̬̰͎͓̜̩̱̗͓̭̘̙̀̾̓͌̈́͒͑̏̾̔̈́̑͋̆̐̌̂̇͋͂̍̊̚ͅo̴̳̗̲̥̗͇͍͐̓̎͌̓̈́̎͒̄͊̃̄́͆̾͘

If you are deciding whether someone is a friend or a best friend read this:

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents' Dad/Mom

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did :-)

𓅰 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯𓅰 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯𓅰 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯𓅰 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯𓅰 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮

⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊

Hall of Fame: @RwandaChessMaster bcs yes

@aki great defender of trolls why was she banned

@themidnightexpress12 he’s a great person

@lilyana yay bcs yay

@KingOfBrilliancy popular and active and also a great person

@carlsenthegoat-2889 great like the others

@calmlegurl dunno if I spelled that right

@caleb341 same reason

@f1-24 bcs yes

@pengiunchocolate made pfp!

@iansicles idk why

HALL OF SHAME!:

@evanchess1117 my rly annoying lil bro

@ellachess2017 same reason and she’s also a spammer

@cars3ispeakyt useless forums

(and all his alts)

@gooomy_goomy bcs he is a SPAMMER and spammers don’t deserve CHESS. COM!!!

BE THE REASON SOMEONE SMILES TODAY

YOU ARE AMAZING

YOU CAN DO HARD THINGS

Have a great day!!!

BEST FRIENDS!! @ANIMEGIRLY1 @sartak_2012

https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=qOwKLfV use ur chess.com username pls!

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╚═══════ღ══♡══WHO EVER READIN MY BIO HII AND QUICK REMINDER

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────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє, ──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ. ─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ, ─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ. ──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ, ────(♥)█████💗█████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ. ──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ, ────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє. ─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂, ───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ be there for you <3

₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊“Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.”- Rumi₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊

★───⋅⋆ ──“Great men are they who see that spiritual is stronger than material force, that thoughts rule the world.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson──⋆⋅ ───★

⇆ㅤ ◁◁ ◁ ▐ ▌ ▷ ▷▷ ↻ hi━━━━━━━━━━━━━━♡───────── bye

ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮

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✩ ˚˛˚*/______/__＼。✩˚ ˚˛
˚ ˛˚˛˚｜田田｜門｜ ˚ ˚
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PFP made by @penguinchocolate !!

(post something in my notes to be a flamingo person or an animal person lol)

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⭐ 1️⃣4️⃣🇹‌🇭‌🇮‌🇳‌🇬‌🇸‌ 🇮‌ 🇰‌🇳‌🇴‌🇼‌ 🇦‌🇧‌🇴‌🇺‌🇹‌ 🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌:

☆ 1. You're reading this.

☆ 2. You're a human

☆ 3. You’re breathing oxygen

☆ 4. You breathe 20% of oxygen around you and exhale 15%

☆ 4. You gave me +1 view

☆ 6. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 7. You've just attempted to do it.

☆ 8. You're laughing at yourself.

☆ 9. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

☆ 10. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 11. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

☆ 12. You know that I know 12 facts about you

☆ 13. Now copy and paste this to see who falls for it

☆ 14. You’re thinking why is there 14 facts showing?

☆ 15. Now you either gonna read, leave or copy and paste

♥️Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ABUSED ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. - Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ.♥️

Tʜɪɴᴋ I'ᴍ Tʀɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ?...Tɪᴇ Mʏ Sʜᴏᴇ!☻✱Cᴀɴ'ᴛ Sᴛᴀɴᴅ Mᴇ?...Sɪᴛ Dᴏᴡɴ!✧♥Cᴀɴ'ᴛ Fᴀᴄᴇ Mᴇ?...Wᴇʟʟ Tᴜʀɴ Aʀᴏᴜɴᴅ!♢💀Tʜɪɴᴋ I'ᴍ ᴜɢʟʏ...Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ☽♕Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ sᴛʏʟᴇ...Wʜᴏ sᴀɪᴅ I ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀs?✰✝︎Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ...Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ᴍᴇ!❝ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ?..ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ.✵♤ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ғᴀᴋᴇ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟ♡♣ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴅᴜᴍʙ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴍᴀʀᴛ❊ꕤᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ★𝄞ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴏʟ✧✿ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴇᴀᴋ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ❞ -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

🍃See that mystical and beautiful forest? It's full of trash. Do you see those beautiful Sumatran Tigers? There are only fewer than 600 left... Do you know IMPERIAL AMAZON parrot? Search them, there are only about 50 Imperial Amazon Parrots left. Put this on your profile, if you care about nature. I bet 99% you won't post it. Also, put #ICareForNature to your status 🍃

ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ.

ɪ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ.

˙✧˖° 🫧 ⋆｡˚꩜˙✧˖° 🫧 ⋆｡˚꩜˙✧˖° 🫧 ⋆｡˚꩜˙✧˖° 🫧 ⋆｡˚꩜˙✧˖° 🫧 ⋆｡˚꩜˙✧˖° 🫧 ⋆｡˚꩜˙✧˖°

🩵🫧"Ⓨⓞⓤ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓑⓔⓔⓝ ⓒⓡⓘⓣⓘⓒⓘⓩⓘⓝⓖ ⓨⓞⓤⓡⓢⓔⓛⓕ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓨⓔⓐⓡⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓘⓣ ⓗⓐⓢⓝ'ⓣ ⓦⓞⓡⓚⓔⓓ. Ⓣⓡⓨ ⓐⓟⓟⓡⓞⓥⓘⓝⓖ ⓞⓕ ⓨⓞⓤⓡⓢⓔⓛⓕ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓔⓔ ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓔⓝⓢ."🩵🫧

Hurting...Someone...is..easy..as.throwing...stone...in...ocean...but..youwill...never..know..how...deep..that..stone..will..go..

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Yay party time

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(⸝⸝⸝• ω •⸝⸝⸝) ♡

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hey wat wat wat

me in my head everytime I find a "good move"

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