Things about me (These are just jokes not actually things about me)

Is this thing on?
I got nothing.
All of my jokes land…somewhere.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
The bags under my eyes are designer.
I look exactly like my favorite emoji (cool emoji), and that is my greatest accomplishment.
I would run the world, but the couch is right here.
Former baby.
Recommended by 4 out of 5 people.
And 5/4 people say I am bad with fractions
Probably talking about something.
When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve ice cream.
All my puns are intentional.
I can only be as strong as my WiFi signal

Hello, I am TheDude, I love soccer, football, and actually Ballet even though I am straight. I am into Pokémon, and Skylanders.

I do have a "Blog" on chess.com that I would like you to check out: https://www.chess.com/blog/the-dude

And I also have a club on chess.com called Till The End here's the link: https://www.chess.com/club/till-the-end

I have two YouTube channels, one on Pokémon called TheDude: Pokemon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvO78gO8XB6ebyGtyqoLj3g/xregexp

And one on Brawl Stars called TheDude: Brawl Stars (It's a video game I play as a hobby...And because its fun)

My favorites

Favorite Sport: Soccer, and Ballet
Favorite Soccer team: Tottenham Hotspur
Favorite show I have performed in for Ballet: The Nutcracker, Roles: Nephew, and THE NUTCRACKER/PRINCE
Favorite movies: The new Jumanji's, Austin Powers, or Ace Ventura
To be continued, thanks for reading!

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