Gender: Female

Blog: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens

Religion: Christian

"For I am not ashamed of this Good News about Christ. It is the power of God at work, saving everyone who believes--the Jew first and also the Gentile. This Good News tells us how God makes us right in his sight. This is accomplished from start to finish by faith. As the Scriptures say, "It is through faith that a righteous person has life."" - Romans 1:16-17 NLT

"For everyone has sinned; we all fall short of God's glorious standard. Yet God, with undeserved kindness, declares that we are righteous. He did this through Christ Jesus when he freed us from the penalty of our sins. For God presented Jesus as the sacrifice for sin. People are made right with God when they believe that Jesus sacrificed his life, shedding his blood. This sacrifice shows that God was being fair when he held back and did not punish those who sinned in times past, for he was looking ahead and including them in what he would do in this present time. God did this to demonstrate his righteousness, for he himself is fair and just, and he declares sinners to be right in his sight when they believe in Jesus." - Romans 3:23-26 NLT

"Respect his decision. Chess.com isn’t life, and if he chooses to want to focus on his life, then it’s his decision. Just like how Caleb left, and we’re still going strong even without our best friends." - @Reflection

Quotes Round 8 Leaderboard

Total: 69

@BermudanPM - 10

@F1-24 - 10

@carlsen - 7

@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 4

@ARandomHuman45 - 3

@Reflection - 3

@The-Solidus-Snack - 2

@Lilyana - 2

@Punkins_Daddy - 2

@Allan - 2

@Pitiless - 2

@Marie_Hoa - 2

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 2

@ToastBread_1 - 2

@aime - 1

@Valyra4100 - 1

@daja9 - 1

@MrChillGuyHimself - 1

@sakamoto - 1

@Define7890 - 1

@Deflection - 1

@SheldonOfOsaka - 1

@Jehtt - 1

@COE_Super_Mod - 1

@TheCosmic_Horizon - 1

@Forsaken - 1

@KnightSpooken - 1

@Broken-lonely-soul - 1

@pistachio-nut1 - 1

@DayLight - 1

Quotes Round 8 (newest additions on top)

"I’d rather swim 100 million times for 24 dollars. Now replace “dollars” with “Table Tennis”" - @ToastBread_1

"I guessed "Weekly News (#1)" was by @The_Science_Professor. Then, after seeing it's by Ray, I guessed "Daily math (#10)" was Professor. Nope, still Ray. Third time's the charm, right? Surely Professor made "Fill in the blank (#11)". Nope. Still Ray. XD" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"We have getting a 14 year old mistaken for Magnus Carlsen before GTA VI ;-;" - @Marie_Hoa

"Can i be bus driver, im under 16 which means in able to drive" - @DayLight

"ofc im slapping the forum topic" - @pistachio-nut1

"I'm listening to my ears." - @carlsen

"I mostly use my trackpad but sometimes I get enthusiastic and press Cmd+R" - @carlsen

"*me listening to Stayin' Alive while aggressively refreshing the Notes page*" - @F1-24

"Ngl, Author's pfp looks like one of the action movie trailers where the main character just blew up a building and proceeds to walk away tuffly as if they didn't just blow up a building" - @F1-24

"I just logged on, had a message from sail saying I've been demoted, had people deciding not to read about their role in mafia, and now the entirety of CVC is just F1 re-gens" - @BermudanPM

"It's great apart from the nose which looks like a soda can glued on his mouth." - @carlsen

"Oh dear, FINALLY my MacBook dropped from 90% to 89%. After 40 minutes." - @carlsen

"Me listening to the song "September" in January because I'm a rebel 🕺" - @F1-24

"i'm going to start titling all my forums puzzle of the day just to screw with you" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Y- yeah I'm Caleb341's alternate account." - @carlsen

"Carlsen is a bad Super Admin because his username doesn't repeat any letters." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

""I also believe there could be a club-mandated mediation to calm both sides down, and possibly put a permanent end to this beef." Make me admin. Forum against Ray? Locked. Forum for Ray? Locked. Forum by Ray concerning this matter? Locked. Forum asking people to stop that's not from an admin? Locked. Talking about this in notes? Muted and deleted. Forum accusing me of censorship? Locked. People start planning a revolution due to the censorship from me? Banned. Qoi demotes me because I just banned a bunch of people for staging a revolution that I caused? Yeah IDK what I'd do about that one. // This is why we have locks on the admin gun cabinet" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"I am a speck of dust compared to them 😅 // Compared to Author and Qoiu, no. Compared to me, yes. 🗿" - @carlsen

"Rip @author , people didn’t like your novels" - @Broken-lonely-soul

"The only reason I block anyone is if they say Hamilton is bad or don’t know what it is" - @BermudanPM

"I'm aboutta to make my own 'personal opinions' thread talking about paragraph indents... // If you make fun of indents I’ll put one in your skull." - @Pitiless

"A few years ago during halloween i went trick or treating with my friends but i didn't have a costume so i just picked out an axe and one of those michael jackson hat thingies and called myself 'michael axon'" - @Allan

"If I’m in 5th place will I go to second round // No! – it just means you'll just get demoted to the 'Deep-Sixth' round – starting 'shortly' sometime around in mid-March 2112 – that's all. Hope this answers your query." - @KnightSpooken

"Allans humor is on another level- // yeah, 6 feet below us because i trapped him in my basement-" - @ToastBread_1

"I'm going to explode // Sorry to hear that, but do you mind saying why?" - @Forsaken

"An exchange from today: Friend: *asks question about onions, I don't fully remember what it was lol* Me: Well, that question has a lot of layers Friend: grrr Me: Let's peel it back and see what the answer is Friend: *half-ignoring me out of disgust* Me: I know you probably wanna cry right now Friend: *loses it*" - @F1-24

"So in my dream, Carlsen appears in my school(idk why 😭) and there are many girls around, everyone is paying him money to dance with him and he does so, and then he sees Marie, who doesn't have money, but Carlsen still dances with her and kidnapps her and then out of nowhere comes to my house, AND randomly, noah appears to play football in my backyard and carlsen and Marie join us to play football." - @TheCosmic_Horizon

"CAUSE WE ALL KNOW ONCE SOMEONE MESSES UP A LYRIC CHAIN THEY MUST BE OVERTHROWN THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO GEORGE III RIGHT?" - @BermudanPM

"Bad grammar is like pants. Without it you stand out." - @Pitiless

"Forsaken can you tell him that he is not me? --> *she // Author teaching the newbies the rules around here" - @F1-24

"It’s not AI // It is // bro every time I lie about something you know you come online and say it’s a lie HOW" - @COE_Super_Mod

"Imagine someone thought that instead of a debate, it's actually just a bunch of unfair fights where they somehow convince someone to go on Youtube getting beat up by a bunch of people with a different opinion than them. // So a political debate?" - @BermudanPM

"when I went to this ai site the ai bot was named my real name-" - @Reflection

"the grapes didn't kill him guys, he's ok" - @Jehtt

"That’s not even the front of the shoe put some effort in" - @BermudanPM

"I'm sorry, sir, we don't allow sanity and level-headedness in this thread. I'm afraid you'll have to show yourself out." - @Punkins_Daddy

"The only thing keeping me sane is my cat." - @Punkins_Daddy

"Don't nursery rhymes light a fire in all of us" - @F1-24

"The tournament does not consist of live games (no they aren't dead)" - @SheldonOfOsaka

"I have this thing where the screen's Night Light turns off at 10:30 PM to get me off the screen, and it just kicked in... my eyes hurt already 🗿" - @F1-24

"I just spent 30 minutes trying to stop my brother from licking cardboard" - @ARandomHuman45

"Now that we’ve figured out that he’s left-handed, is this the point where F1 becomes a social outcast?" - @BermudanPM

"Update: The thumb underwent emergency surgery (ran it over cold water for 10 seconds), and will survive. It will never touch those walmart oven gloves again" - @F1-24

"This explains why I saw Carlsen turn into an Arab tree live." - @BermudanPM

"When did that happen // like 30 mins ago // Ew" - @Deflection

"Deflection if you dont wanna change please leave the forum 😭 // No // You're telling me we gave this guy the admin launch codes ;-;" - @F1-24

"This is the most active otfdan has been in quite a bit and it’s over a tree 😭" - @Define7890

"New Year’s resolution: go outside, touch grass // kid named grass" - @Allan

"1 year ago, i was the target of racist ppl on my class. So, i asked one of them to come somewhere i wont get caught in 4K (i got caugh in 4K ;-;) and i hited the guy with my head. I got kicked this day but my parents were not disapointed this time" - @sakamoto

"I had the brief urge to unmute and Donald Trump accent the [heck] outta everyone but I didn't" - @BermudanPM

"If any of you have ideas on stuff to add to my CC 2025 recap, please DM me. I just realized that blog is getting posted tomorrow- // Please post if after midnight so that we can saw that is 1 year overdue-" - @MrChillGuyHimself

"do you pronounce "caramel" as "caramel" or "caramel"" - @ARandomHuman45

"Caleb will have a bio sooner than support responding 💀 // I can see the bio: We. Are. Back. At. 2030. With. DM's." - @daja9

"Caleb will have a bio sooner than support responding 💀" - @F1-24

"My New Years Resolution is to Eradicate Climate change and the suppression of free speech. Yes I’m thinking small scale this year" - @BermudanPM

"@magnuscarlsen is a random Norwegian guy who’s casually winning FIDE tournaments." - @Marie_Hoa

"Admin abuse wee woo wee woo." - @Lilyana

"Y'all what do frogs drink? // Hmm... what? // Croak-a-cola" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"it was on accidental, ok? ;-; // the face reveal or the full-head bandages" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

"Go become WGM or you are failure me" - @Reflection

"car geek blocked me for some reason i ask y // Who is Y? // why // Idk why what?" - @The-Solidus-Snack

"I'd rip off my mustache if I had one right now" - @The-Solidus-Snack

"Bro got cooked so bad he went from being a snake to being a snack" - @BermudanPM

"chat i think we're forgetting that we are complete strangers online and i could be a 50 yeat old man for all you know" - @ARandomHuman45

"i am tax fraud" - @carlsen

"I’m going to kill y’all with pickles" - @Reflection

"Also if you're wondering why I'm doing this on the chess off topic forums and not reddit it's because Redditors all want one thing and it's disgusting... Character development" - @Valyra4100

"Imagine if CC made the closed account flair avaliable for everyone on April fools.. like that would insane-" - @aime

"Lilyana was a former SA of CVC, just FYI. ---> unfortuna- erm I mean yep. Yes I was." - @Lilyana

Previous Quote Rounds

Round 1: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-1

Round 2: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-2

Round 3: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-3

Round 4: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-4

Round 5: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-5

Round 6: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-6

Round 7: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-7

Memberships Received

1 month Diamond from @Champion (March 10-April 8, 2025)
1 month Gold from @Reflection (December 25, 2025-January 25, 2026)

Graveyard

@GM_of_Australia - Pretty good friend, went inactive in May 2024. I have no idea why his account was closed for abuse.

@TerminalNZ - If I remember correctly, he was an admin in CVC. Went offline in October 2024 and closed in May 2025. @NaturalMolecule is his alt.

@Jared - Left the site to focus on his job, but will still be on here and there.

@SweetPeaBuddy - Owner of CCYG. It’s quite ridiculous that he got banned and that his club was disabled.

@Faith_in_Him - I have no clue as to why he got banned but he was a nice person.

@Scemer - I'm not quite sure why he left. But his quotes were good.

@UnusualBirds - Owner of Unusual Birds Chess Club. IDK why he cheated, but dude ;-;

@Caleb341 - Owner of Chess.com vs. ChessKid. Left the site (or social? wasn’t exactly clear) on August 18, 2025.

@tumharachacha - I barely talked to him but I played 2 games of mafia with him and he was a good player.

@Penguincrosby - There’s a bunch of weird things that happened surrounding his presence here, but before his first closing (on his own) some time in 2025 he was nice enough to talk to.

@J3NN4star - Mafia hoster and owner of Mafia Masters and J 3 N. Seemingly banned for no reason.

@Bruvoskity - Owner of - Road To GM -. I hardly talked to him, but I’m pretty sure he was one of the legends. Closed his account and it later got changed to for abuse. IDK why.

@AuthorOfChickens - Impersonated me in February 2025. Now that everyone is aware the things they said were not from me, it’s actually kind of funny. Said "Sigma Author moment" about something lol

@The-Solidus-Snack - The "Snack" part used to be "Snake" but he somehow ended up getting the nickname of "Snack" and eventually changed his username. Liked to play mafia sometimes.

@B00M3R4NG-N3BUL4 - He was talking about leaving but stayed for a bit while his activity dwindled.