I won by checkmate

I had 3 seconds

Don’t click the link https://www.chess.com/club/the-chesscom-hotel/join

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know 9 things about you:
1. You are human
2. You are reading this
3. You can’t say the letter “p” without separating your lips
4. You just tried to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8. You checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You are laughing at yourself because everyone else fell for it
Now copy and paste this and see who else falls for it too

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