J-R-R-Tolkien

I am J. R. R. Tolkien*. I wrote the books The Lord Of The Rings and The Hobbit and many other books in that world, including Beren And Luthien, The Fall Of Gondalin, and The Silmarillian. They are books that are placed in a continant called Middle-Earth, in the 1-4 ages, and even before the first age. I really recamend to you to read them, and to join my club The J. R. R. Tolkien Chess Team. It is a fast growing club, and i would LOVE it if you could join it!!

-J. R. R. Tolkien

*I am NOT J. R. R. Tolkien. He died many years ago. I am just going by my username.

J R R Tolkien died in 1973. 1 ring for the dark lord to bring them all, 9 rings for mortal men doomed to die, 7 for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone, 3 for the elven lords to bring life to Middle-Earth. 1973.

99.9% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ BULLYING? THINK YOU'RE SO COOL? THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT?... SHE IS OVERDOSING ON DIET PILLS. THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY?... SHE SPENDS HOURS PUTTING MAKEUP AT HOME HOPING PEOPLE WILL LIKE HER. THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED?... HE IS ABUSED ENOUGH AT HOME. SEE THAT MAN WITH THE SCARS?... HE FOUGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY. THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING?... HIS MOTHER IS DYING. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE AGAINST BULLYING. I BET 95% OF YOU WONT COPY AND PASTE THIS, BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WITH HEART AND BACKBONE WILL! I did not write this originally. I copied it from somebody else's account.

I know 10 things about you:

1. You are human

2. You are reading this

3. You can’t say the letter “p” without separating your lips

4. You just tried to do it

6. You are laughing at yourself 

7. You have a smile on you face and you skipped number 5

8. You checked to see if there was a number 5

9. You are laughing at yourself because everyone else fell for it

10. Now copy and paste this and see who else falls for it too

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