PSV-1988

Consistency is the key to success, unless you're consistently bad.
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Cartman overrated, Randy MVP.
‘To suck’ means to draw something in by creating a vacuum or partial vacuum. Usually, but not always, with the mouth. Thus, a vacuum cleaner should suck and if it doesn’t suck, it sucks. Get it?

-Professional translator (Dutch, English and French).
-So far I managed to win one OTB tournament in classical time control.
-OTB peak ratings: FIDE 2117, Dutch 2162