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About myself: 

I am a loser who plays chess because I have nothing better to do. Despite chess being my only hobby, I still suck at it. I want to get to 2000, so I can flex my clout on small children rated 1000 or less. I currently hate school because 99% of what I learn in it is a) propaganda b) annoying lectures and c) information which is inapplicable in the real world. I also enjoy swindling people in cheap games. Thanks for reading my life's story; there is nothing else I have to tell you, or if I did say more, you probably could figure out where I live. 

I used to be able to say, quite proudly, "I never tilt". Well my worst fear has come true, and I now I tilt every other week. I spend one week building my rating back up; the next week I lose it all over again. So ensues the unescapable cycle of tilting. 

Rant #1: I hate my ELA teacher. She gave me a 50% on an assignment which I turned in on time, completed all the work, and showed an understanding of the directions. Sure my work was crap, but what type of nutjob actually gives someone a 50% for that. She grades like an autistic retarded monkey. And of course she tries to act all nicey nicey and she says bs like "if you ever feel stressed, do not be afraid to contact me" and "I am always here for you. If we need to talk about anything, do not hesitate to reach out". She also makes us meditate at the beginning of class, as if that will end all of our problems and has a really cringe high voice which she greets us with whenever we enter the VirTuaL cLasSroOm. Oh yeah and also she is the most liberal teacher ever (not surprising, I live in California). She shoves BLM bs down our throat and all our units are named stuff like "CuLtUrE anD iDeNtitY" and "RaCiSm AnD haTe". My grade in ELA is now a B and I feel like a loser. 

Rant #2: 

I have finally stopped tilting, but, of course, just when I hit my peak rating of 1750, I don't even have time to play because of stupid school work. My annoying social studies teacher is nice, but I hate her assignments because they require me to exert effort. She literally gave everyone in the class 75% on their essay except me (as the cool kids would say "weird flex but ok." 

Rant #3: I am done with blitz. It is the most stupid time format ever. I am sick of losing on time and blundering pieces and bad internet causing me to lose on time. At heart, I have realized that I am a boring rapid player who takes their sweet time to find stupid positional advantages. 

Rant #4: I should be doing school right now, but I have recently taken a liking to procrastination. Procrastination is the bane of my life.

Rant #5: My New Year's Resolution is to become, overall, a more organized person who actually takes meaningful notes in school and has a binder/notebook for every subject. I suspect that after one month of being organized, I will just crack. My backpack will be filled with a layer of half-decomposed papers, my folders will be astray with a combination of 10% notes and 90% crumpled paper with writing and doodles scrawled all over them. 

Rant #6: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TILTING. EVERYTIME I HIT A NEW PEAK RATING, I START TILTING AND IT TAKES THE SELF-CONTROL OF A BUDDHIST TO STOP TILTING. BEFORE I START PLAYING ONLY TO TILT, MY GUTS TELL ME NOT TO PLAY AND THEN I DECIDE TO PLAY AND THEN I KEEP SPIRALING DOWN UNTIL I WISH I HAD A CHANCE TO REDO THE LAST HOUR. WHY AFTER PLAYING SO WELL DO I HAVE A BUSY WEEK, AND WHEN I FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO RELAX AND PLAY, I DON'T EVEN END UP RELAXING AND I'D MUCH RATHER BE WRITING AND ESSAY THAN BE STUCK WITH THAT DREADFUL FEELING OF GUILT IN KNOWING THAT I HAVE STOOPED TO A NEW LOW. AT THIS RATE, MY GOAL TO REACH 1800 BY THE NEW YEAR WILL NEVER BE FULFILLED BECAUSE OF MY HORRIBLE INSTINCTS AND INTELLIGENCE.  I AM FIT TO BE A DINGO BY THE WAY TO PLAY, AND I WOULD BE FAIN TO LET THE DUMBEST OF APES TO PLAY INSTEAD OF ME. NOW BECAUSE I AM SO ANGRY, I PROBABLY WILL GET AN F ON MY TEST AT SCHOOL TOMORROW. 

RANT 7: WHY WHY WHY WHY AM I SO BAD THAT I TILT 70 POINTS JUST WHEN CHRISTMAS BREAK STARTS. IF I CAN TILT 70, TOMORROW, I BETTER REGAIN THOSE 70 POINTS.

Accomplishment #1 I hit my peak rating 1802 on the day before Christmas break ended.

I will now copy @horselover123 and make a list of reasons why you are reading this:

You are a sad loser who some how envies me in life.

You saw me ranting on the forums and decided to check my profile out.

You horribly crushed me and want to write a comment with malicious intentions on my profile.

You got horribly crushed by me and want to trash talk me.

I swindled a game from you and you want to tell me how bad a person I am.

You are an irl friend who knows my account name and is looking at my profile.

You are my coach and you are looking through my games, which recently have been trash.

You are wondering how I am at a moderately high rating but still manage to play games with multiple blunders.

You are attempting to stalk me.

You are my ELA teacher seeking vengeance. In the unlikely case you are my ELA teacher, I don't hate you as much I said. You have been nice to me lately.