The penguin on the left is you and the penguin to the right is me beating you at chess.

Fun facts about me:

- I live in the Elizabeth Tower.

- I am friends with the founder of the European Chess Club in real life.

- I am willing to provide £50 to those who accept my draws. (Not that I ever usually need to draw).

- I am 6’5 and can lift 150kg (330lb), give or take.

- I once had 1,100 elo, but my account got hacked and now I only have 550.

- I win 93% of all matches.

- I am friends with 54 girls, both on Chess.com and in real life.

- I have a couple of nondescript lamborghinis knocking about in my veritably large garage.

- I have a butler and his name is John.

- I am friends with Scacchitoto.

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↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ piece ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ

Here’s proof that I had 1,100 elo before I was hacked:

Stop reading my profile, you sad case!

GeorgeChessery