Dear chess world,

My name is Paul Charles Morphy . I am widely regarded as one of the greatest chess players of all time as you may know. I am 185 years old and turning 186 this June. I will be accepting all challenges only if it is pawn and move odds in your favor and only if it is unrated. I will not be online often though as I am having a great time in heaven with my best friend Charles Maurian. Always remember though, as chess is one of the finest amusements over the board, chess is in fact just a game that should not be indulged in to the detriment of other and more serious avocations, and should be kept within its proper province. As a mere game, a relaxation from the severe pursuits of life.

Truly yours, Paul Morphy.

MorphyB0T