In the beginning of time, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people upset, and so has generally been regarded as a poor move.

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- And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham."

And Abraham replied, "What."

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- And God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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- And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek."

To which they responded, "Gay."

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And as the water rose, the people on the earth cried to God, "Why hast thou sent this flood to punish us?"

And God said, "Because you suck."

And the people said, "do we?"

To which God replied, "Yes."

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Discord? Think you're so cool? That meme you laughed at for being funny? Someone took 3 minutes out of their life to make that for you. That kid that lost in Fortnite? He's on a cheap console and 150 Ping. That random guy you stared at for eating lunch at Wawa? He didn't eat since breakfast. That kid you pitied for getting expelled? He hated skewool and is glad to be rid of it. That esports player that you watch daily? They put time into that video and you didn't even Like or Subscribe. That kid you're jealous of because he has everything amazing? He had to live to get to that point. That guy you chuckled at because he missed his train? He overslept because his parents didn't put a screen time limit. Copy and paste this if you're alive. I bet most of you won't because the world is screwed, but those of you that want to make everyone else suffer will.

𝔹ᴜʟʟDOG? 𝕋ʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ 𝕤ᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ?... 𝕊ʜᴇ ɪ𝕤 A 𝔻𝕚𝕖. -𝕋ʜᴇ ɢɪ𝕣𝕝 ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ JESSIFER?... 𝕊ʜᴇ 𝕤ᴘᴇɴᴅ𝕤 ʜᴏᴜʀ𝕤 ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ DISGUISE ON SO NO ONE WOULD RECOGNIZE HER -𝕋ʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ RIP? ℍᴇ ɪ𝕤 ᴀ ʙᴜ𝕤 ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -𝕊ᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ 5 ᴄHᴀʀR𝕤?... ℍᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ThOSE RAWRS. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏ𝕠ᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ CRINGING?... ℍɪ𝕤 ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ𝕤 DANCING. -𝕋ʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜ𝕤ᴛᴍᴀᴅᴇ as ʙᴇɪɴɢ A ʙᴀʟL?...ℍᴇ wᴀ𝕤 A ᴄᴀɴ. -ℙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪ𝕤 ᴀ𝕤 ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝕤ᴛᴀᴛᴜ𝕤 ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ𝕤ᴛ ʙᴜʟLDOGS. 𝕀 ʙᴇᴛ 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕆𝔽 𝕐𝕆𝕌 ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏ𝕤ᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ 𝕀'ᴍ 𝕤ᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʀᴛ(wink wink b1zmark) ᴡɪʟʟ.

Bruh? Think you are so meme? The girl you just called gay? SHe's you. The girl you called rbhgurbgjkhru? She spends hours making cringey fortnite videos. The boy you tipped? That's nice actually he works minimum wage and needs it. See that man with 5 charrs? He fought for those rawrs. That kid you made fun for existing? His mother is trying. That kid you just made go poop? He was a pee. Put this on your status if you pog lol. I bet most of you can't beat goku, but i'm sure the redditors will die.

I swear I'm gonna kick you in the face. LEAVE ME ALONE GET OFF OF HERE!!!!

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Okay, you asked for it. I will tell your family of all the great accomplishments you have, all the bugs you squashed, all the pawns you blundered, and all the profiles you invaded. But now, it is time for you to lie in eternal slumber.

May you rest in peace brethren.

PILOTOXOMXD