3 Chess Jokes
Two friends see themselves by the street and one of them says:"My wife says that if you go to chess match,she will take my children and leave me."The other friend asks him:"And what will you do?"He answers:"e4,like always!"
...:"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov.The problem was,we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"
Frasier:I can see why she likes the game..."the king is stationary,the queen has all the power."