This is me being clever

I don't want a blog on Chess.com but the thing on my home page keeps begging me to make one. So this is me making my blog post on Chess.com. 

DrJonez007 from my work got me interested in joining the site. Every time I play him I think I'm going to win and then he goes all stealth-assassin in the endgame and makes me look like a slow child. The end.