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Chess on Seinfeld - not that there's anything wrong with that...

DaveOakRidges
Apr 28, 2012, 10:25 PM 0

1. George on "the Queen" (1995,Season 7,episode 1)

..... George moves .... and leans back in his chair .....

George: Well you got no place to go. I tell you what your problem is. You brought your Queen out to fast. Heh ... what you think she is, one of these feminists lookin to get out of the house? Nah ... the Queen is old fashioned, likes to stay home, cook, take care of the man, make sure he feels good.

.... George's date moves....

George's date:  Checkmate!

George: I don't think we should see each other anymore.

 

 

2. George interviews a student (1997, Season 8, Ep. 14)

George:  Oh, ah ..Steven, I see you're president of the Chess Club.

Student (nodding): State Champs!

George: Who's your favourite Chess player?

Student: ............ Nezrov ...........?

George: Right ..... (mumbles) ...... what country is he from again?

Student (shaking his head): .....I don't know ..... I made it up .....I'm never gonna get this thing .....

George (smiling): Whoa , whoa , whoa, .... what are you telling me for?, .... you really had me going there..... c'mon sit down

 

 

3. Jerry, Penis Vs Brain chess game (1991, Season 3,Ep.9)

Jerry: ..... I have never been more repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. ...... and I'm letting him win.

George: You're not letting him win ..... he wins till you're 40.

Jerry: Then what?

George: He still wins, but its not a blowout.

.... later back at his apartment with Isabel .....

Jerry (thinking): Uh-oh, my organs are playing chess again!

..... chess scene between Jerry dressed as penis and Jerry dressed as brain ........ Brain wins .....

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