Brumtown Parodies Part Three

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Panzerkampfwagen_V
Jan 12, 2016, 6:45 PM |
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The New Catholic Republic needed a serum to cure the zombies.At the time only the Byzantine Empire had the serum.During the time,the pope declared Crusades against the Muslims to get their oil-based beauty products.During the Fourth Crusade, much of the crusader army was made of zombies.They attacked Zara for brains.(She only had one.)Venice later turned into Jurassic World.The zombies sieged Constanople twice,once for brains and the other for the serum.With the serum,every zombie was cured and a Renaissance Era began thanks to the discovery of Hippocrates' writings.The Spanish pushed the Moors out for beauty products and conquered the Aztecs to learn about heart surgery which totally went like this:

Surgeon:You ready?

Patient:No.

Surgeon:*slices the patient's chest and pulls out his heart.*

Surgeon:Success!

Nurse:You're supposed to put in a new heart.

Surgeon:SHUT UP NURSE!