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Lyrically Speaking

PrettyGoPale
Mar 24, 2008, 11:29 PM 1

From my poetry/song lyrics archives:

 

“PAUL IS STALKING PAULA”


“Paul is stalking Paula.

Paula’s stalking Ron.

Ron broke up with Paula,

‘cause he’s in love with John.

John’s ex -- Andy,

says he might go ballistic.

Says John’s his ‘universe’ --

he’s Mr. Fatalistic.

 

They’ve all got problems.

Yeah, that’s easy to see.

They’ve all got problems--

just like you and me.

 

Tina thinks Matt is cheating,

but those feelings -- she conceals ‘em.

She wants to strangle Heather,

‘cause she thinks she’s trying to steal him.

Matt is straying,

but he plays it oh, so coy.

See, he’s in love with Carlos,

the dark-skinned altar boy.

 

They’ve all got problems.

Yeah, that’s easy to see.

They’ve all got problems.

Just like you and me.

 

Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out

the shit really hits the fan.

Something or someone comes along -- throws a monkey-wrench

in your plans.

So, you get down on your knees -- pray to God,

say ‘please help me understand.’

But you’ve got a better chance of becoming the president,

than of finding out where your lover’s sanity went --

in the end.

 

Reggie swears he’s not a junkie --

he just likes that floating feeling.

Tries to call up Susie

while he blows smoke at the ceiling.

Susie’s line is busy --

she’s talking to hitman Dan.

See, she wants Reggie capped,

‘cause he shorted her a gram.

 

They’ve all got problems.

Yeah, that’s easy to see.

They’ve all got problems--

just like you and me.

 

Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out

the shit really hits the fan.

Something or someone comes along -- throws a monkey-wrench

in your plans.

So, you get down on your knees -- pray to God,

say ‘please help me understand.’

But you’ve got a better chance of becoming the president,

than of finding out where your lover’s sanity went --

in the end.

 

They’ve all got problems.

Yeah, that’s easy to see.

They’ve all got problems --

just like you and me.”

 


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