This is Not Pretty Go Pale's Clone Typing This Blog Entry

PrettyGoPale
PrettyGoPale
Mar 28, 2008, 5:30 AM |
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Hello.  This is Pretty Go Pale typing this message.  This is not Pretty Go Pale's clone typing this message after hacking his account.  I am Pretty Go Pale.  I am not Pretty Go Pale's clone.  In fact, Pretty Go Pale's clone is nowhere near this computer.  Is that clear?

 

I have some things I need to tell you about Pretty Go Pale -- I mean, about myself . . . because I am Pretty Go Pale, not Pretty Go Pale's clone.

 

These are 10 facts about Pretty Go Pale:

1) Pretty Go Pale wears Puff Daddy cologne.  It is called "Unforgivable" -- an apt name because anyone who smells it never forgives him for wearing it.

2) Pretty Go Pale has three teeth . . . and one of them is loose.

3) Pretty Go Pale wears Depends -- out of necessity and for pleasure.

4) Pretty Go Pale will not play his clone in chess because he is afraid I will beat him.  (Pretty Go Pale cannot find the delete key, or he would change that last sentence to read, "Pretty Go Pale will not play his clone in chess because he is afraid his clone will beat him.")

5) Pretty Go Pale weighs 733 pounds.

6) Pretty Go Pale thinks Clay Aiken is adorable

7) Pretty Go Pale has his way with Tickle Me Elmo.

8) Pretty Go Pale's old lady likes me better than him. (Pretty Go Pale cannot find the delete key, or he would change that last sentence to read, "Pretty Go Pale's old lady likes his clone better than him.")

9) Pretty Go Pale is enrolled in an online kindergarten.

10) Pretty Go Pale is his real name.

 

I am Pretty Go Pale -- not Pretty Go Pale's clone -- and Pretty Go Pale is glad he shared these facts with all of you.

 

Sincerely,

Not Pretty Go Pale's Clone