LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
- Memory was something you lost with age.
- An applioation was for employment
- A programme was a TV show.
- A cursor used profanity
- A keyboard was a piano.
- A web was a spider's home
- A virus was the flu.
- A CD was a bank account.
- A Hard Drive was a long trip on the road.
- And if you have 3.5 inch floppy.... You just hoped no one findout..