Another Game

Skybax
Skybax
May 1, 2010, 10:03 AM |
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A funny song about Mario that I wrote with a friend a couple weeks ago. Thought I'd share it. :)

Mario, oh Mario,

Why’d you jump over thario?

Didn’t you know you had nothing to gain,

By falling down the endless pit of pain?

Oh Mario

 

Mario, oh Mario,

Those spikes are pointy dontcha know?

Don’t jump on them jump on your foe

You’ve got to save the day dontcha know?

Oh Mario

 

Why do you try to save Princess Peach?

You’re striving for a goal you’ll never reach,

Cuz every time you save her,

Bowser comes and takes her,

Nintendo made another game,

But the outcome’s always the same,

 

Why do you play this endless game?

Where all the bosses are the same?

Why must you save the Princess today,

When she’ll just get kidnapped while you’re away?

Mario, oh Mario

 

Mario, oh Mario,

Where did Bowser go?

He’s sprawled out on the floor,

Crawling for his escape door,

Oh Mario

 

Mario, oh Mario,

Where’s Luigi, your brother oh?

Don’t leave him at home, he should come too

Especially since he’s so much cooler than you

Oh Mario

 

Why do you try to save Princess Peach?

You’re striving for a goal you’ll never reach,

Cuz every time you save her,

Bowser comes and takes her,

Nintendo made another game,

But the outcome’s always the same,

 

Mario, oh Mario

Don’t work for Nintendo,

Don’t let them make another game,

Because the outcome’s always the same

Yea the outcomes always the same

Mario, oh Mario

Please, no mo’, no mo’