Gollum! Gollum! We has gathered here to find the trixie and filthy hobbitses that stole my precious! They aren't easy to catch, they's trixies! They fooled us!
Gollum! Gollum! They fooled us to die in Mordor! But we survived. Our spirit entered this site with this game of cheess. Now we wants vengeance! Help us! We wants our precious bah-ah-ah-ahk! (sob, sob!)