My Pointless Rant #1
MY POINTLESS RANT #1
Welcome to my blog- Pointless Rants. Every week I will pointlessly, illogically and stupidly rant about something. My name is Ambreen. It's not just about chess. It varies from gum to coffee to bidets and Bruno Mars. Now leave me alone. I want to get ranting. BTW- I am not a psycho. This is a joke.
GUM. I HATE IT.
WHY YOU SAY? WHY????!!!!
Take a look at this, and ask me why. ASK ME WHY!
This is my nightmare. My apocalypse. Every waking hour of my life is spent in fear of a gummy shoe. But they're everywhere. On the pavements. On buses. Everywhere you go you can't escape the... GUMMY SHOE.
It's not just that. It is a complete waste of money. It runs out of flavour and disshapes your jaw. It wears down your teeth. It bloats your stomach. It makes me SO angry! Blast gum! Why not have a nice chocolate bar instead? Why get GUM stuck on your £100 Prada boots?
But nothing can compare to...