10 ways to know you drink too much coffee
Mar 27, 2012, 6:02 AM 0
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
- You take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
- You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House.
- "Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
- You can’t even remember your second cup.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.