10 ways to know you drink too much coffee

Mar 27, 2012, 6:02 AM |
  1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
  3. You take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
  4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
  7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House.
  8. "Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
  9. You can’t even remember your second cup.
  10. You can jump-start your car without cables.