10 Words That Don’t Exist, but Should…

Mar 2, 2012, 8:10 PM |

Accordionated – adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Aeropalmics – n. The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand out the car window.

Mummabolic Chorus – n. When three or more people are singing along to a tune and suddenly discover they are all faking their way through the unintelligible lyrics.

Narcolepulacy – n. The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn.

Oreosis – n. The practice of eating the cream center of an Oreo before eating the cookie outsides.

Pajangle – n. Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degrees.

Prestofrigeration – n. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to

the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.

Rignition – n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one’s car with the engine already running.

Sark – n. The marks left on one’s ankle after wearing tube socks all day.

Turfigee and Pedigee – n. The two extreme target points of a rotary lawn sprinkler, TURFIGEE being the safest point at which to walk past, PEDIGEE being the most dangerous.

Tanumbum – n. The sorry side of the Christmas tree that gets placed toward the wall.

Wondracide – v. The act of mangling a piece of soft white bread with a pat of cold butter.