How to Win a Game of Chess! (2 easy methods)
WARNING: I am not liable for harm that occurs to you due to the extreme level or dorky-ness in the following instructions. Read at your own risk.
(This is not in association to RAR, nor did I take ideas from there. Any commonalities are accidental)
How to win a game of chess(Method 1):
Step 1: Triple dog dare your opponent to let you fool's mate him/her (Nobody can deny a triple dog dare)
Step 2: Checkmate him using fool's mate
How to win a game of chess(Method 2) :
DISCLAIMER: Only works in a friendly game. You will get disqualified if it's a real tournament.
Step 1: Set your clock and give yourself 10 minutes while you give your opponent 1 second
Step 2: Quickly start the clock right after you put it on the table, and let him time out.
(If he claims you unfairly set the times, counter it by saying he should have pointed that out before the game started)
Hope you enjoyed, and tell me how it worked out!