Hints on how to liven up your idle hours...
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'!
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many
looks you get..
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream
'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy,
we are going to have to let one of you go...
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
This was emailed to me by a friend yesterday, some of these had me crying so hard with laughter, then laughing even harder at the thought I could actually do them as most of them match my sense of humor :D