Hints on how to liven up your idle hours...

dax
dax
Aug 24, 2014, 2:50 AM |
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

 
1.   At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and

point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!

 
2.   On all your cheque stubs, write   ' For   Marijuana'! 

 
3.   Skip down the street Rather Than Walk   and see how many

 

looks you get..

 
4.   Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 

 
5.   Sing Along At The Opera. 

 
6.   When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream

 

'I Won! I Won!'

 
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park,

 

Yelling   'Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!'

 
8.   Tell Your Children over dinner:   'Due to the economy,

 

we are going to have to let one of you go...

 
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

 
9.   PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,

 

GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

 


This was emailed to me by a friend yesterday, some of these had me crying so hard with laughter, then laughing even harder at the thought I could actually do them as most of them match my sense of humor :D