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A Joke

grandma-schulz
May 4, 2013, 2:49 PM 2

Learner In chess...I play chess from the age of 14.....but need to improve a lot in chess though.... Joke: (hope its not boring) A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?" God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 live." Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color! Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked, "You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?" . . . . God replied: "I couldn't recognize you!"

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