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Carlsen v Anand trash-talk guide

greenskull
Nov 8, 2013, 1:24 PM 32

CARLSEN:
"You're nothing but orange juice to me, old man.
Do you want my autograph now or later?"

ANAND
"You know, some day you will make a good wife."

CARLSEN:
"You're not a has-been. You never were.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired."

ANAND
"Your mom called. She says you left your game at home."

CARLSEN:
"Shock me. Make a good move, old man."

ANAND
"Don't be coming up in my kitchen with your weaksauce, boy.
Now go make me a sandwich."

CARLSEN
"Don't worry. It'll all be over soon."

ANAND:
"Do you know who I am, boy?"
I'm the whup. You're the ass."

CARLSEN:
"What does the bottom of my shoe say?
Grab a spoon. Taste defeat."

ANAND
"E-mail me at www-dot-yo-mama-dot-com."

CARLSEN:
"You're already irrelevant!"

ANAND:
"Ohhh, look who's trying to defend. That's so cute."

CARLSEN:
I’m just looking around to see who’s gonna finish second.”

ANAND:
“Ohhh, look at the size of that big head on you. I am going to miss that.”

CARLSEN:
"Shut yo raggedy ass up and sit the bleep down!
If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair."

ANAND:
Checkmate, boy.

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