After some Chess...Take a Joke Break!
A chess master decides to join a monastery and take a vow of silence. One of the "Rules" is that he can only say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years go by, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He summons the courage and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away again.
Another Seven LONG years drag by. Unbelievable that he has now been there for 21 years! And once again...They bring him in for his two words.
“I quit,” he says.
“That's not surprising,” the elders say. “You've done nothing but complain since you got here! Get out...AND DON'T COME BACK!!"