More Chess Wisdom from Yogi

More Chess Wisdom from Yogi

Dec 28, 2011, 3:07 AM |

Chess is ninety percent tactics and the other half is mental.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

You can observe a lot in chess by just watching.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

How can you think and play chess at the same time??

I never said most of the things I said.

The hotel towels were so thick I could hardly close my suitcase.

Organized chess tournaments for kids is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Chess slump?  I ain't in no chess slump...I just ain't winning.

To win you just can't make too many wrong mistakes.

In chess, you don't know nothing.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Nobody goes there anymore.  It's too crowded.

You wouldn't a won had I beaten ya.