Santa Claus Arrested!! Was he Naughty........or Nice?
Santa may be late this year.
He had a little problem down in Texas.
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through Texas,
Not a creature was stirring
not even the reckless.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
while visions of State Troopers danced ON their heads.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear...
but a "female" officer
spreading hatred and fear!
And then in a twinkling
I heard in the street
The screaming and yelling
Is Santa a thief!!
She spoke not a word
but went straight to her work.
She cuffed Santa Claus
and then called him a jerk!
And I heard him exclaim as they drove out of sight...
Please call my lawyer, must make bail by tonight!!