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The Big Countdown...starring Benedict Arnold (and Bobby Fischer too!!?)

kboyer309
May 1, 2014, 3:26 PM 3

with Judas as the Master of Ceremonies...exclusive interview with 

BOTH the famous traitor and the greatest chess player in history...back from the dead with their "check" list. 

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Judas:  Thanks for joining us here today, Benedict and Bobby. 

I realize that we ALL have an afterlife to live...

so I'll try to be brief.

 

Bobby:  Hey Jude.

All I want to do is play chess.

 

 

 

Benedict:  Hey Jude. 

It's truly an honor to speak with such a world class rock star Betrayer like yourself.

Fire away.

 

 

 

 

Judas:  Thanks for the compliment, Benedict.  But forgive me for not kissing you. 

ok...Let's cut to the chase. 

Please take us through your personal checklist

for destroying a country

from within.

 

 

 

Benedict:  I'd be glad to Jude. 

And yeah..I heard about you...so keep your kisses to yourself!!

Anyway...

Here is my top ten ways to destroy a great country...

from within,

along with the current status.

 

#10.  Permit FREE TRADE between all nations - regardless of whether or not millions of jobs (and lives) are destroyed.  CHECK.


#9.  Extend long term loans and provide "AID" to many nations, even though your own country is bankrupt.  CHECK.


#8.  Promote the UN as the only hope for mankind.  CHECK.


#7.  Capture BOTH political parties.  CHECK.

 

#6.  Get control of the schools.  CHECK.


#5.  Get control of the major media.  CHECK.

 

#4.  Get control of the "health" system.  (Sorry, I had to laugh and put THAT one in quotes.)  CHECK.


#3.  Fight endless wars

and use fear and propaganda

as an excuse to do

ANYTHING. 

CHECK.

 

#2.  Develop the illusion that disarmament

is a demonstration of moral strength.  Well...we're still working on that one.


and my #1...

 

da da da da...

 

 

Do away with that stupid old outdated thing called the Constitution...

written by silly old men with white wigs.

Yeah...we're still working on THAT one too.

 

 

 

Judas:  Wow...your list has almost been accomplished!  Well done!!

 

 

 

Benedict:  Yeah...it's actually pretty easy when nobody does anything to stop you.

 

 

 

Judas:  I can relate to THAT!!!

Bobby, do you have anything to say about all this??

 

Bobby:  Don't get me started!

All I ever want to do is just play chess.

And I DESPISE the media.

'Nuff said.

Besides, I need to get back to the "game" with my opponent.  She's a real Angel!!

 

 

Weeeeeeeell OK...

Anyway...Satan's telling me to wind things up.

I've got to get back to burning for eternity. 

Hope to see you soon.  muhaha

 

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