V V V

V V V

kboyer309
kboyer309
Aug 10, 2014, 6:09 AM |
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or is it?)

 

 

ok...it finally happened.

Had a feeling it would.

I snapped this photo outside my home early this morning.

Soon followed by banging on my door.

Before I knew it, I was down on the floor

...handcuffed.

 

I screamed:  "What is my crime"!!!

 

The response:  Exposure to V V V.  (Also known as V3...in some circles.)

 

 

I was then taken to a small holding cell

...and then read my rights.

But unfortunately...

as I soon found out,

in any matter involving V V V...

the offender has no rights.

 

I demanded that I be allowed to talk to my lawyer.

They told me one would be assigned.

And that I would have my day in court.

Well...that day is today.

 

In the meantime...

I just sit here.

Waiting

Hoping that I get a fair trial.

 

 

 

 

 

...later the same day...

 

 

My big day in court!

Not going so well, though.

The prosecutor is telling the jury that I'm a danger to society.

That my V V V exposure

rises to the level of High Crimes and Misdemeanors.

 

 

 

 

My lawyer is now pleading my case.

But why is he putting on latex gloves??!

 

This doesn't look good.

 

 

 

...after an all day jury deliberation...

guilty on ALL counts!!

 

 

Can't believe my ears!

My head is spinning.

The judge just sentenced me to 10 years at Marion...High Security Unit.

I'm devastated!!!

I really thought that I had a chance to beat this rap.

V V V exposure has destroyed my life!!!