You may need a few chess lessons when...

You may need a few chess lessons when...

kboyer309
kboyer309
Feb 8, 2012, 5:16 AM |
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Top Ten Reasons to think about taking some chess lessons:...............

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10. You think that en passant is a type of french bread.

9. You've got your favorite opening perfectly memorized - one move deep.

8.  It's middle game and the only pieces you've moved so far are your pawns.

7.  Somehow you find yourself waaay up in the endgame.  You've got your king and queen and a rook against your opponent's lone enemy king!...with LOTS of time left on the clock!!  

You end up losing on time.

6.  You absolutely will NOT play as black under ANY circumstance.

5.  You have just lost your 100th game in a row...and have no idea why!!

4.  Maybe you're finally getting better!  You find yourself actually winning.  You see mate in one!!!!...but then you're suddenly "disconnected".  At first you are outraged because you think you've been cheated.  Then you wake up and realize it was only a dream!   

Anybody have three more??

to be continued??