The Old Lady. . .

m8ed
m8ed
Sep 22, 2011, 4:00 AM |
14

 



   A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. . .

   She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said:
     
   "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

   "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. 

   Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all."
       
   "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
>

>

> 
   "Forty," she replied


 

*

 

~ m8ed