Why I Fired My Secretary ? ?{HUMOR}

Dec 18, 2010, 12:09 AM |

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling Too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife Would be pleasant and say ?Happy Birthday,?

And would probably have a present for me.

She didn't even say ?Good Morning,? Let alone any ?Happy Birthday.? I thought, ?Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember .? The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, ?Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.? So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

Then Janet knocked on my door and said, ?You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.? I said, ?By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.? We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;

We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, ?You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?? I said, ?No, I guess not.? She said, ?Let's go to my apartment.?

After arriving at her apartment she said, ?Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.? ?

Sure,? I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.




All were singing ? Happy Birthday?





And there on the couch I sat... Naked.