1,Q:why is the longest human nose on record only 11inches long?
A:because if it were 12 inches it would be a foot.
2,Q:why did the girl sit on her watch?
A:because she wanted to be on time.
3,Q:what 2 words have thousands of letters in them?
4,Q:why did the three pigs have a home?
A:because their father was a big boar(bore).