The Amoeba vs. The Crab by Brian Wall
Boys and girls, do you know what Chess Opening is a rook's best friend?
Tap, tap, tap.
Usually the poor rook has to wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait to get in the game. and even if one rook gets to play the other rook gets to wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait. There is only one opening that is truly the rook's friend. That opening is ................... The Mighty King Crab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me show you a game between a single celled organism called an Amoeba ( with very little brain power but still with some special abilities ) versus the mighty Crab.
Black rooks in baby cribs- Help, it's dark in here, I'm suffocating, I can't move, it's too crowded, I need air, light, company, music, I'm ascared, I think my tower has a cramp, Mommy, can I have a drink of water and can you turn the night light on, Mommy, can you read me a story, no, not that one.