AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

VikingChef757
VikingChef757
Jul 6, 2010, 8:08 PM |
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid  cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to  hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about  lifting the toilet seat by using the  sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers:  simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the  pressure in your veins.  Remember to use a timer.

A  mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from  rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze  button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of  laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two  tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.  If it doesn't move and  should, use the WD-40.  If it shouldn't move and does, use  the duct tape.

Remember:  Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you  can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical  problem.

Daily  Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY  GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED  DOWN THE STAIRS.