Diogenes- A Brit?
1. Only listen if you're so bored even my nonsense is worth your time. Remember, though, you only have on average 78 years to live.
2. No making fun of my bandana! I was cleaning the house and decided a blog was a good way to procrastinate cleaning the bathroom.
3. Writing these rules instead of cleaning the bathroom.
4. Proofreading these rules instead of cleaning the bathroom.
5. Reading these rules clarifies why my chess is still so lousy after all these years.