In the illustrious realm of comedic genius, a triumvirate emerges from the shadows, dazzling the world with their unparalleled wit and charm: the ESE alliance! Picture this—three masterminds, each with a unique brand of hilarity, united by their shared mission to spread laughter like confetti at a wedding. Together, they form a comedic Voltron, merging their powers to create gut-busting punchlines that could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Whether it’s their uncanny ability to turn mundane situations into laugh-out-loud escapades or their legendary roast battles that leave audiences gasping for air, the ESE trio is a force of nature. They could probably make a tax seminar sound like a stand-up special, proving that no subject is too dry to be drenched in humor. So here’s to the ESE alliance—may their jokes be sharp, their puns be punny, and their camaraderie forever be the stuff of comedic legends!

Howdy y’all. For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Ezra, and you’ve come to the right place if you’re trying to stalk me. I’m giving all my information away for free…not really.

First thing’s first, I am a christian, and I love the Lord above all else. God sent Jesus to Earth to die a painful death for our sins, and he deserves far more respect and glory than we as humans could ever hope to give him. We are all sinners, but if we believe in Jesus, seek his forgiveness, and do everything in our power to live our lives the way God wants us to, then an eternity of perfection is what waits for us, and that is something worth fighting for. I’m more than happy to talk with anyone who wants to learn more about Christ but if you come along trying to intentionally go against the lord, you best believe I ain’t getting along with you for very long.

Next, I reside in the great state of Oklahoma. This is a state that most people forget about or don’t know exists in the first place, and that’s part of what makes it great. We’ve got everything you could ever want here. Farms, ranches, southern status, rednecks, epic storms, everything. This state ain’t just for anyone though. If you ain’t ready to handle the chaos that is our weather then don’t bother coming. Every season is unpredictable and chaotic. Summer is the most consistent, and it’s trying to boil your insides while deep frying your outsides. It is SO HOT AND HUMID in the summer. Next is fall which ususllay doesn’t actually eixst here. We have summer continuation, and early winter. Next is winter, which will either throw warm weather at you, or send single didgit temps at you with sub-zero wind chills. And my absolute favorite time of the year, spring. It is such an epic time of year, with storms unlike anything you’ve ever seen. Rain so heavy you can’t see across the street at times, crazy hail, winds blowing it all sideways, and when the winds disappear, the real highlight of spring comes…the tornadoes. A terrifying, and beautiful piece of nature, tornadoes can destroy entire towns, but there's just something about them that mezmerize a person. A good tornado chase is the best thing ever, and though you’ll probably disagree and think I’m crazy, you probably haven’t given it a try either so sit down and be quiet.

I LOVE history, more specifically military history. I jump around from time to time on what I really focus on, WW2, WW1, American Civil war, Rome’s almost commically bad attempts to invade Germany, Scotland, and Persia, and most recently the Byzantine empire’s Varangian guard. Picture this wild fact of history. Vikings (the varangian’s) fighting for greek speaking romans (the byzantine empire) a lot of times in the middle east. Sounds random, but it happened. I could bore you for quite some time with random history stuff, but you’ll just have to deal with it from time to time…sorry.

Another thing I love is nature. As someone who grew up in an urban environment, it’s terrible. Middle of nowhere, country lifestyle is the way to go. Fewer people, fewer distractions, more land, farms, animals, plenty to explore, the silence, it’s all fantastic. Roaming the plains, walking through a wheat field, relaxing with the cows and horses, there just isn’t anything in the world that can beat it. I also love the forest, and while Oklahoma ain’t big on that one, the place my Grandparents live in NY is an amazing forest. Miles of open trials, a river, a waterfall, nice rainey days, the list goes on. I love climbing trees, and you’ll find me from time to time just sitting in a tree for no reason other than I felt like it. I could go on and on about how great nature is, but we gotta keep this at least somewhat short.

Some other random facts about me… I like reading even though I’m really bad at it. High school is terrible, just a few more months until graduation. Hopefully I don’t die. Star Wars is a great thing, despite what certain people I know will try to say. I can go on about Star Wars about as much as I can go on about History. I study strategy way too much, being an adult is painful, but not as much as school is sooooo idk. The most random things pop into my head at times. Procrastinating is very underrated. I’m probably going to wind up dying doing something that everyone but me thought was stupid. I love collecting and using swords, knives, bayonets, and othr blades. Giving my younger siblings bad ideas is a great pass time. Yes, some of those bad ideas involve the swords. Why do all the bad guys in history make the best music? The Russsians, the Confederates, the Germans, all made some great music in their bad guy phases. I don’t really know why I’m trying to drag this out…fine, I’ll stop.

Some completely random people that I’m around enough to mention…

@SoldiersofChaos09 - Not to be confused with @SoIdiersofChaos09

@SoIdiersofChaos09 - Not to be confused with @SoldiersofChaos09

@ESE_04 - Susie, my comrade from Scotland, and fellow overlord of the ESE alliance

@campfireBuilder - A weird Canadian blacksmith who speaks French…the blacksmith part is cool, and I have every intention of ordering an arsenal from you once I can afford it.

@LJGoomba - Man literally makes 0 sense most of the time, but he somehow makes it work. Definitely lives in one of those fake southern states, but he gets to stick around anyways

@fastidious_musician - Chill guy who writes some pretty epic music, and has some crazy computer skills. I don’t have the slightest clue what he’s on about when he says anything involving a computer, but still.

@NarniaFan07 - Dead at the moment cause of college…try hard. Cool guy when he’s actually around and defenetly runs the prank department in ESE.

@ IDK - doesn’t actually exist, I’m just stating that I’ve run out of people I talk to on a regular basis. If you’re my friend and I forgot to add you, go ahead and yell at me. I probably did something to deserve it anyways.

I’ll stop talking now. I enjoy a good conversation, so go ahead and shoot me a dm if you want to chat. Can’t always garuntee I’ll see it in a timely manner, but I’ll try. Alright, I’ll stop talking now. See y’all around.

ESE_07