I have had between 10–18 years of legendary blunders. I love basketball and food.

Fun facts about me:

• I have emotionally recovered from at least 304 missed checkmates

• What I call a brilliant move the chess engine calls -6.8

• I calculate 12 moves ahead… then hang my queen anyway.

• If eating snacks during games was a sport, I’d be rated 3000.

Favorite opening: The “I Hope This Works” Gambit.

Endgame strategy: let’s move here and hope it works

I was once up 15 points in material and I lost

I will accept any friend request

Random shower thoughts:

1. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where, and When,” you get the answer to each one.

2. Your age is just the number of times you’ve survived a full trip around the sun.

3. Technically, your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

4. Somewhere out there, a tree is responsible for most of the oxygen you personally breathe.

5. At some point in your life, your parents put you down and never picked you up again.

6. The word “bed” looks like a bed.

7. Future you is watching you through memories.

8. You are experiencing the present for the first and last time simultaneously.

9. Your brain named itself.

10. What if oxygen is just poison that takes 80 to 100 years to kill you

In a view race to 500 with @notcoolkid980

Chess philosophy:

A blunder is just a sacrifice that didn’t work.

The best move is obvious… right after you play the wrong one.

Every position is equal if neither player knows what’s going on.

Confidence is sacrificing a piece you forgot was hanging.

The real opponent in chess is your past decisions.

A complicated position favors the player who is less confused.

If the move looks stupid but works, it’s genius.

If you don’t understand the position, neither does your opponent.

The board has 64 squares but infinite regrets.

BULLYING? THINK YOU'RE SO COOL? THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT?... SHE IS OVERDOSING ON DIET PILLS. THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY?... SHE SPENDS HOURS PUTTING ON MAKEUP AT HOME HOPING PEOPLE WILL LIKE HER. THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED?... HE IS ABUSED ENOUGH AT HOME. SEE THAT MAN WITH THE SCARS?... HE FOUGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY. THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING?... HIS MOTHER IS DYING. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE AGAINST BULLYING. I BET 95% OF YOU WON'T COPY AND PASTE THIS, BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WITH HEART AND BACKBONE WILL!

If you have made it this far, DM me the word SANDWICH to get a prize

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