Well, well, well. Look who decided to check me out.

I’m Hector. I learned chess the modern way: lying in bed watching GothamChess

roast strangers for content. Yeah, that Gotham. Levy says “don’t blunder,” and

I hear “be yourself, king.”

I’m still mastering the art of hanging rooks. I’m almost good at it too, which

basically means I’ve become insanely efficient at turning winning positions

into crime scenes while my rating flatlines in real time. My whole playstyle

is just bad decisions with confidence.

And no, I’ve never played OTB. Not because I can’t, but because putting my

online nonsense under fluorescent lighting feels medically irresponsible. My

therapist would call it avoidance. I call it protecting the brand.

So don’t trust a single thing I say or do. I’m literally never serious about

anything, including this bio. The information here is about as reliable as my

…………, and any guy who says “trust me, bro.” If you made

it this far, congrats: you just spent real time.

HEX-R