If you are here I know these 10(?) things about you.

1. You're reading this.

☆ 2. You're a human

☆ 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You've just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You're laughing at yourself.

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too.

║99 .9% of you won't post this. When

║Jesus died on the cross he was

║thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that

║cares, put this on your profile.

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Funny quotes:

when a donut exploded, run or get covered in sugar! - @MistMint in #1561

you do realize this is elimination Chess, right? - @2bHNST (Context: We were playing ALMOST and I couldn’t move)

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL2bLfnZA_UUUX-zUP2P4kQ

My YouTube channel, I will have content soon

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Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald? He has cancer. Put this as your status if you're against bullying.

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Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. 50 days in the summer are way too hot to work, so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days, so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, which amounts to 30 days in a year, leaving us with 96 days remaining. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, which takes away 15 days more, and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence, you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

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