Mister Jeff will be angry when you eat my instant poodles. What!?? He isn't mad!!???? Impossible! Well, no worries, for I ALWAYS COME BACK!!!! *Becomes William Afton* AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA- *Trips on a rock and face-plants to the ground deactivating a landmine which sends me flying to your walls, hence my location. Hits computer and accidentally does enough lessons to get #20 in the world(you can check.)*

Now I know 10 things about you.

1. You checked my location after the Mister Jeff thing.

2. You are not real.

3. You are not a human.

4. You are on Chess.Com.

5. You are a cruel person.

6. You made a thermonuclear bomb as a baby.

7. You have mines all over your house.

8. You believe government conspiracy theories.

9. You also made them.

10. You are the government.

HOHOHOHOHO- "HOLY- SANTA?"

HOHOHO- *Shoots*

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bazinga!

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