noImAparrot

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Hi! I'm a parrot! People say that I am a human, but I am actually a parrot! I love parrots; they're the best despite popular belief. That is why I put in my username reminding people that I am a parrot.

Thanks A LOT @Hilddea for giving me diamond memberships! #r2m 

Thanks @binomine for the gold membership! Also thanks @Kesarling_UT for inviting me into the R2GM Summer Olympics

BTW THAT R2GM SPAM CLUB I GOT GOLD MEMBERSHIP FROM IT bUT ITS A SPAM CLUB SO HAHA

AWARDS:

RICKROLL MASTER

PARROT MASTER

PARROT LORE MASTER

ANNOYING MASTER

DECEPTION MASTER

QUOTE MASTER

PUN MASTER

CONFUSION MASTER

HARMLESS TROLL MASTER

TYPO MASTER

MISCLICKING ON COOKIE CLICKER MASTER

USERNAME THAT ISN'T RANDOM CHARACTERS AND KEEPS ON BEING TYPOED MASTER

FUNNY MASTER

The pfper vs. the legendary anti-pfper:

pfper: Hi

non-pfper: hello

pfper:  JOIN THE R2GMPFPERS NOW!

Non-pfper: No you spammer, it does not make me awesome

ONLY #TEAMPARROT DOES!!

pfper: Oh ok, sorry, I will now become actually awesome!

JOIN #teamparrot THE BEST TEAM AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY AND BEST AT SUPPORTING PARROTS

If I roast you too hard or seems like I use some abusive things, just remember, I will say sorry and it was all a joke not meant to be taken seriously.

I own a country called Parrottopia. It's full name is The Democratic Parrot's Republic of the Socialist and Fascist Parrottopia Empire Of The Universe Regime. King Parrot I ( respect him, he was born in 69 BC ), founded the empire and is still alive. I, as King Parrot 1000th, currently owns the empire. I have explored space. Also we close friends with FSEROC.

More info about Parrottopia and FSEROC is on my blog called The Parrot Lore ( so far )

General Robert Parrotson is charge of the Winged Parrots, the strongest army ever united. They are 5.73 billion parrots fight for Parrottopia, all in the Winged Parrots. 1 billion of the troops protect the Animal Kingdom. Another billion troops are scatted across the various lands, planets and stars across the universe. The rest 3.73 billion Winged Parrots are ready to attack or are defending Parrottopia.

We have A LOT OF people, because there are so many aliens on the planet, we converted them into parrots! Yeah, and we are the biggest country. If you want to visit, you MUST be a parrot.

More information is on my blog about the Parrot Lore.

thx @Nigtmare13 for the pikachu i gave them a parrot. their new account is @Nigtmare123. their new acc i now @Panda_Sweet. oh they closed the panda sweet one, their new one is @FanofElizabethHarmon13

Bongcloud Adotpion Matches:

Adopted by: no one

Half adopted by: @ricorat

Adopted: no one

Official Adoption Matches:

Adopted by no one

Adopted: @ADAM_PEATY

Adopted list:

@Martin-BOT

@Jimmy-BOT

@Elani-BOT

@Aron-BOT

@Emir-BOT

@Sven-BOT

@Neeko-BOT

@CodeMiko-BOT

@Pokimane-BOT

@xQc-BOT

@Mrbeast-BOT

@Komodo25

Quotes!

@noImAparrot 2021 : "My hands investigate as minions of my brain, my mind follows suit as the main." 

@Bidilz 2021 : "Chess is spicy and so is my chicken" 

@ComradeDoggo1421 2021 : "oi oi oi! i ate too much kibble! time to drink a kiloton of pepto bismol!"

@KingCobra280 2021 : "Like a cobra, your strike should be felt before it is seen"

@MaskedNuisance 2021 : "Parrots are the best, they are too strong and the APF is too weak"

@asdfghkl123456798 2021 : "Although parrots are annoying, they are beautiful and amazing creatures and I want them to live as they are better than me"

@KyrosGoyal 2021: "Parrots are amazing"

@FIRESTORMTHIEF : "i got outplayed, i should reconsider this gig, ALL PRAISE NOIM,  THE PARROT KING  !!"

@Demondragon31 :  " don't fear getting eaten by a crocodile 🐊 it's just like going in a deep sleep in a giant blender"

@SaiMandolOnTwitch : " You are the king, u drew with me in a chess game, All hail Parrot"

@SameerAchhab1 : "PARROT MOMENT"

@chessfannostalgia : "PARROTS BEST"

@TRAP4MOUSE : "I lost to noImAparrot"

Did the GM titled player thing fool you ROL? It's a screenshot 

also im quite annoying sometimes

My bestiefy: https://bestiefy.com/q?=Xr2iw

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. - Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. - Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪn your profile ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

Don’t care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, who have ivory tusks so that makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century, there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about the animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages. Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you.  Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty 

DISCORD? Think your so cool? The meme you didn't even laugh at? They spent 20 minutes trying to make a funny one. The kid you laughed at for having twitch? He watches h i k a r u. The boy you laughed at for having fortnite? He tries to keep up with the trends. See that man eating rice? He didn't eat any food from morning until noon. The kid you laughed at for crying? He lost a fortnite game and people are laughing at him. Put this in your profile if you are a chill boi. I bet most of you won't re-post, but i'm sure my comrades will B). 

Racism isn't a joke

You think you can insult someone's identity and get away with it?

It's like saying your hair color defines your whole existence in this world.

Yes, it's that stupid.

Rewind, racism isn't even supposed to be a thing.

I shouldn't be sitting here writing about racism, in fact I shouldn't even know about it.

We'll never know which idiot started this whole racism business.

But it's gotta stop.

People shouldn't be worrying or even aware that their skin color might affect the rest of their life.

I know you're tired of people telling you that YOU can be the change.

Well surprise, here I am telling you.

But I'm not forcing you.

For all those people out there tired of racism, even the smallest things can help.

Put this in your profile if you are against racism. I know most of you won't, but I know the people with a heart will.

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║Jesus died on the cross he was
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║cares, put this on your profile.
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Hi. I know 11 facts about you:

Fact 1:You are reading this.

Fact 2 you can’t say ‘m’ without touching your lips.

Fact 3. You just tried it.

Fact: 4 your smiling.

Fact 6. Your smiling and laughing again.

Fact 7. You did not notice that you missed fact 5.

Fact 8. You just checked it.

Fact 9.you’re smiling again

Fact 10. You did not notice that “I know 11 facts about you” is a fact.

Fact 11 if you like this, you will copy-paste this somewhere else.

1. About me: how old are you? i am age

2. What do you like? air

3. Why do you breath? i just do (funni emoji man reference)

4. What is air? what i breath

5. Do you believe in air? yes

6. What is hurb? bruh backwards

7. What is hlpa? stop asking useless questions your wasting questions and hlpa is a misspelling of hola

8. Why are you a parrot? i just am

9. Does dog have political opinion? woof

10. Squawk? i lose rating from mouse slips and being braindead 

11. where do you live? in Parrot Center, Parrottopia

"Life is beyond your possibilities, go for it. Never give up. Because I will never give you up. And never let you down, and run around and desert you" Parrot Astley

"A life can be changed if you eat sunflower seeds" noImAparrot 2021

Sing it: Soyuz nerushimy respublik svabodykh [.....] <----- this is meant to be a "copypasta" plus a dare, you person thinking this is a sus, pretend this was history and never existed and aged like milk

now stop looking at my bio

you are literally wasting all of your time reading this

why did you read this

huh??!?!

apologise to yourself for wasting your time to read this

i feel sorry for you

im a parrot