If you believed in Santa Clause for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 2 hours

"I literally don't know, is it possible to simp for yourself? Cuz heck yeah, I'm simping for myself." -Me

and anime boys & gurls

I'm techno the pig

text me or whatever, I don't mind

I can play chess

I can play Minecraft too

Frequently asked questions - - -

1. Q: are you a girl? A: NO I AM A DUDE STOP ASKING ME THAT

2. Q: are you actually technoblade? A: yee

3. No more questions? A: YES

Anyways,

Quotes from me, the Blade:

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